The torch is nearing, the crowds are forming and the contestants are ready to taste immortal glory. Yes, it is time; grab your flagpole and salute the proud women of the:
Paradise Ladies from around the world have been training their whole lives for this moment. Spending countless hours whittling their sexy bods in the gym, working tirelessly to attain the flexibility needed to achieve new, and extraordinary positions, waxing and trimming to attain perfect aerodynamics and decrease resistance in the water related events. They’ve been reading up on new techniques, brushing up on conversational skills and buying the most technologically advanced lingerie to compete in. Yes, they’re dedicated, yes, they are elite and yes, you will be overcome with orgasmic triumph if you dare to partake in the games. But who will win? Who, I ask, will shine and bounce and jiggle above the rest? That is up to you, our fine judges. Over the coming months we ask for your technical and artistic marks on the contestants to help decide a winner.
Kicking off the games is the heavily contested, fan favourite event -
The Mega Bust-athlon
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Our last word of the day — which really is more a word of the month — was so popular that we’ve decided to make this a regular feature. The English language is wonderfully nimble and the escorts at Paradise so gorgeous, that there are infinite ways to describe them.
Cynosure has its roots in Greek mythology and literally means dog’s tail (kynós dog + ourá tail). Doesn’t sound so nice, but Cynosura was a nymph on Mount Ida on the isle of Crete who hid Zeus from his vengeful father. In return Zeus placed the little nymph (after a good shag most likely, Zeus was a randy deity) in the heavens at the constellation known today as Ursa Minor, and she became its brightest star, Polaris.
As the most dazzling heavenly body in the night sky, Cynosura has guided countless navigators throughout history and drawn the eye of any human who’s gazed upwards after sunset. As such, cynosure has come to mean anything that strongly attracts attention by its brilliance. The Girls From Paradise Gallery is chock full of cynosural women; luminescent in their lustrous beauty, they attract appreciative attention wherever they go and are sure to make you feel like a star.
Bask in the Light of Lima
If you’re ever tempted to use a line like “Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!” Take a deep breath, reconsider and try “Your beauty can only be described as cynosure, a brilliant light to guide weary travelers.” That might be a little intense, maybe just “can I buy you a drink” and save the cynosure talk for a couple of minutes.
There are so many great words to describe the female form that we thought we’d share a few of our favourites, who knows if this will become a regular feature but today’s word is just too good to not share. Without further ado, the escort word of December 16th, 2011 is Callipygian.
Not something you hear everyday, but totally relevant to elite escort agency Girls From Paradise. The term comes from an epitet inscribed on a Hellenistic era statue of the goddess Aphrodite and combines the Greek words kallos “beauty” + pyge “rump”. Taken together it means… you guessed it: having beautiful shapely buttocks.
The original bronze statue is thought to have been created in 300BC. You gotta hand it to the ancient Greeks, they were so dedicated to their sensual pleasures that this statue was only a small feature of a much larger temple dedicated entirely to “Aphrodite of the Beautiful Buttocks” which was founded by a pair of peasant girls who had married into enormous wealth purely by virtue of their irresistibly beautiful buttocks.
While we’re not likely to see a monument dedicated to “J-Lo of the Bubbalicious Booty” erected anytime soon, callipygian goodness abounds in London, and Girls From Paradise has an abundance of escorts whose backsides exemplify the ideals of Aphrodite’s callipyguos posterior. Plus, complimenting a woman on her callipygian prowess is so much classier than “Damn, you’ve got a fine bum” or “that’s some serious badonkadonk you got going on” and you’ll get to show off your knowledge of classical Greece.